I'm back from RL!
I've been getting terrific use out of my degree by making coffee for rich people who just hang out and get pregnant all the time. Cool!
But instead of getting a real job, I thought I'd come and update my internet life.
I need to start hanging out here again. It's not like I don't have time. But every time I click on the forums, they're filled with random new names I don't know.

Terrifying.
So tell me! How are you all? What's been happening around here? Has anything exciting happened? Anything scandalous?!
God I hope so.